These t-shirts are 100% cotton, crewneck, a little boxy, and generally perfect. But you have eyes, so you already knew that. Also, they're handstitched in Brooklyn for extra indie cred.
If you want a variation that isn't listed (i.e. size, color, word count, whatever), hit us up. We can make something super special just for you! (Within reason*, obviously.)
*Bratty Enterprises retains the right to adjust or refuse a custom order if we deem it unreasonable, offensive, or outside the realm of possibility.