What's the deal with shipping?
FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING, WHAT'S GOOD.
But seriously, we'll take care of standard shipping which, if you're in the Continental United States, should take between 3-8 business days.
If you're impatient, express shipping is $15 and should take 3-5 business days.
If you're REALLY impatient, overnight shipping is $35 and will take 1 business day.
If you're an international babe, shipping is a flat charge of $15.
How do these shirts fit?
Besides perfectly? A S/M is 17" wide and 23 3/4" long - a loose small or a tight medium. A M/L is 18" wide and 25 1/4" long - a loose medium or a tight large. If you want something bigger or smaller, get in touch and we'll do our best to work something out! Same goes for if you need help figuring out your size - we are here for you bbs.
How should I wash my shirt?
Because each shirt is a little fragile flower in the garden of your wardrobe, we recommend hand washing. If you're a rebel who lives life on the edge, you can try the delicate wash cycle. If you put it in the dryer, you do so at your own peril. Also, don't bleach it.
What if I need to make a return?
Unfortunately, because these are all basically made to order, we can't return anything unless it's to exchange size or if something tragic happens during shipping. If you're ordering a custom shirt, that baby is yours forever so double check what size you need!
For anything else like super custom requests or questions, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.